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It
was after school hours. Almost an hour ago,
either Krishna or Jimmy had rung the bell, a
continual pealing that seemed to release a spring
in the backs of the boys and girls, who jumped
out of their chairs and proceeded to throw,
without ceremony or compassion, their books
into their satchels. It was then useless for
a teacher to try to be heard, or to beat the
table despairingly with the back of a duster,
raising dramatic puffs of chalk-dust, for the
boys hard-heartedly assumed deafness; one or
two 'good girls' who raised their arms even
now, a full twenty seconds after the bell, to
ask a relevant question, irritated the teacher
further, who, her hands powdered with sediments
of green and white chalk, wanted to be upstairs
in the teachers' common room, pouring tea from
her cup into her saucer and very slowly sipping
it. Preparing, like Atlas, to lift a tottering
load of brown-paper covered exercise books full
of long, ingenious bluffers' answers, she, in
a moment of mischief and vindictiveness, said
to a 'good girl': 'Lata, will you please carry
these for me upstairs?' So impenitently angelic
was the girl that she agreed without a murmur
of resentment, with an air of perpetual readiness,
even.
Mud-stained
boys were now, at half-past four, coming in
through the main gate after having played rugger,
walking with both a tip-toer's tentativeness
and a plodder's crushing stride in their studded
boots. Only one girl, but the prettiest of them
all, 7D's Charmayne, had stayed back, accidentally,
to admire this spectacle. The rugger-tryouts
had taken the trouble, on-field, during the
scrum, to wrestle and hug the earth completely,
and by the end of it, to return with an unfaultable
cosmetic exterior of dirt, sweat, and plastered
hair. Not an inch of clean skin, and on their
bodies, uncreased cotton, was to be seen, and,
on coming through the gate, they were confident
of having presented their most redoubtably sluggish,
most uncompromisingly slovenly, most acutely
male selves to Charmayne's gaze, who, however,
refused to look directly at them, perhaps out
of shyness.
One
of the boys, mounting the two steps to the corridor,
regarded his left boot, whose lace had come
untied. Elegant, casual, and drooping, the untied
lace seemed to him a stylish touch, like an
illegible but masterly signature, and he left
it as it was and clattered off.
Gautam
had stayed back with Khusroo because Khusroo
had coaxed him into believing that dancing was
something that could be learnt. 'There are no
steps, believe me,' he said. 'You just have
to move, and enjoy yourself.' And this matter,
of moving, and being able to enjoy it, had taken
on some importance because the first Senior
School Social of the year had been announced,
and the date set for Saturday. 'But you must
come,' insisted Khusroo, who had never shown
much interest in Gautam's spiritual or social
evolution. 'You should come,' he had said with
genuine, though inexplicable, eagerness. Gautam
had been, at first, resistant. He could not
see himself, much as he would have liked to,
wantonly positioning himself a few inches away
from a girl, and then, with aplomb, shivering
and shaking ecstatically before her. Perhaps
he would not mind if she did not look at him,
but, contradictorily, perhaps he would mind.
Such introspective furrows were left to be smoothed
out by Khusroo, who tried to convince Gautam
of the ordinariness and rationality of it -
that dance was not a wayward display, but a
necessary pleasure. Yet Gautam would not have
changed his mind had not Anil, at five foot
and half an inch, had the temerity to say, 'Of
course I'm going,' as if it were a right it
would be foolish not to exercise. If Anil, at
his height, could suffer to relinquish the shield
and protection of his white school uniform for
the daring intimacy of his social clothes, so
could Gautam.
So
here they were, standing in the corridor near
the gate, in front of one of the Standard 9
classrooms, by the back door to the Chemistry
laborotary. The temperature had fallen, imperceptibly,
gracefully, to 27 degrees, till the school itself
seemed raised to a timeless stratosphere that
was neither heaven nor earth, a place rained
upon by coolness. The sun became tolerant, and
suddenly sunlight was reflected in blinks and
flashes, now here, now there, off hidden hospital
windows across the street which earlier in the
day no one would have guessed even existed.
In the trees just outside the school walls,
whose branches climbed prolifically over roofs
and partitions, and ranged freely everywhere
like a band of irrepressible trespassers, sparrows
had begun to chirp all at once, loudly, excitedly,
and perhaps informatively. Now that the school
was empty, it seemed that the life around it
had begun to imitate the intent, sometimes shy,
play of the schoolchildren, with light bouncing
and glancing off one hospital window to the
next, chasing certain routes and eluding others,
and the invisible birds shouting at each other
at the top of their voices.
As
if he were being rocked from side to side, and
backward and forward, in a train compartment,
Khusroo's hip and torso shook, as, more frugally,
did his legs. 'On the shuffeling ma-adness,
' he sang, 'Of loco-motive bryeath - da da da
all time loser's hurtlin' to his dyeath...'
Melody was replaced by a menacing curl of the
lips. All the time, Khusroo seemed to lean forward
quickly and spectatorially, and then immediately
retreat backward with a mildly alarmed air;
meanwhile, his arms, quite irrelevantly and
encouragingly keeping time, appeared to treat
these two ostensibly unconnected movements as
part of a single motion, accompanying them with
magical and peremptory snaps of the fingers.
'You try too,' said Khusroo. Gautam, sitting
on the floor and looking up, pretended cunningly
not to hear. Khusroo stopped and stamped his
foot. 'Gautam Bose, what am I doing here if
you're not going to get up and do something?'
he said sternly. 'Khusroo, I've just realised...'
mumbled the other. 'Realised?' said Khusroo,
enraged, as if it had been a particularly poorly
chosen word. 'You haven't realised anything!
Come on, get up.' Gautam obeyed, out of embarrassment;
he lifted himself out of his brooding inactivity
with a giant, ostentatious effort. Then he stood
with both his arms by his side, like a boxer
who does not know what to do. Khusroo uttered
unexpected soothing words: 'It's easy, Gautam,
just loosen up.' But each part of his body felt
like a mechanism that had been jammed and rusted
and made useless by shyness and sensitivity,
and some miraculous lubricant, like forgetfulness,
was now required. He remembered his parents,
who, for about two months in the middle of their
lives, used to put a 45 R.P.M. on the gramaphone,
and then, in broad daylight, amidst the drawing-room
furniture, watched by Gautam looking past the
twin peaks of his knees, sitting huddled on
the sofa, try out their recently memorised dance-steps.
His mother, continually adjusting the aanchal
on her sari, and saying 'Cha - cha - cha' under
her breath, as she had no doubt been told to
by her instructor, would dance with an expression
of utter determination on her face. There were
times when, on Gautam's request, she did this
when his father was not there, alone, in the
drawing-room, and the look of determination
reappeared. Every Saturday evening, they would
go to the first floor of an old mansion behind
the Taj Mahal Hotel, where Mr Sequiera conducted
his dancing classes. Mr Sequiera even advertised
on the slides in cinema halls, illuminating
this message: Be A Social Success: Learn Ballroom
Dancing! For a while, thus, cha cha cha was
mentioned in the house, and also that word that
could have come straight from a fable: foxtrot.
Then, after two months, almost overnight, his
parents gave up dance and stopped playing those
records and quite calmly took up other habits.
Though it is said that children pass through
'phases', Gautam found that his parents probably
passed through as many phases, if not more,
than he did. They were always changing, developing,
growing. For instance, when Gautam had been
eight, his mother would return from the hairdresser
with her hair leavened into a full-grown bun,
which had then been set and lacquered into a
marble repose. Now, however, those accessories
- hair-net, false hair, lacquer spray - were
lying in some drawer untouched, and his mother's
hair, on evenings out, had taken on another,
less extreme, incarnation. His father, too,
he remembered, once had two personable sideburns,
which, one day, without explanation, had been
reduced to a more modest size. There was nothing
fixed, constant, or permanent about his parents.
Even
as Gautam was summoning within himself the preparedness
to set his body moving, without safety, without
company, in mid-air as it were, there came a
bang from not too far away, and then the sound
of a muffled, amplified voice: 'Check... one
- two - three... check.' 'Come on,' said Khusroo,
losing interest in Gautam's lonely, fledgling
efforts to translate into motion. 'Let's see
what those chaps are doing. If you don't mind,'
he added, 'we'll continue later.' 'No, no,'
said Gautam. 'No, let's see what those chaps
are doing.' They went down the corridor and
turned right, and walked a little way to the
first door to the hall. At the other end of
the now empty hall, where only this morning
they had stood distractedly with their hymn-books,
the stage was occupied by the Phantom Congregation,
who were practising, in resounding fits and
starts punctuated by gaps of silence and slouching,
the songs that would set this hall and the bones
and vertebrae of various eager neophytes vibrating
next Saturday. Rahul Jagtiani, the lead singer,
a tall, unextraordinary boy with spectacles
and a moustache, was holding the mike with one
hand casually, as if it were a perfectly mundane,
everyday object, and talking to Keki Antia the
bassist, who, as he struck the strings on his
guitar with his plectrum, produced fat, ponderous
globules of sound. The other two were bent upon
their instruments in introspective postures
of study and absorption: the thin, spirit-like,
demoniacally stubble-cheeked Freddy Billimoria,
who leaned with a mixture of swooning pleasure
and fatigue over his drums, now thudded, with
a pedal at his foot, the great bass drum standing
upright, and now, superfluously, hit the floating
cymbal with a polished attenuated stick that
seemed a fitting extension of his own skinniness,
creating a marvellous sound that rippled outward,
a reverberating whisper. And Rajat Kapoor, also
splenetic and unpredictable, hit his guitar
strings at times to release that loud electric
bang that Khusroo and Gautam had heard from
a distance, which they now understood to be
a particular chord. Then he would rapidly turn
one of the four knobs on the guitar's incandescent
flame-red box, and prick his ears for a prophetic
hum on the speaker. To Khusroo's and Gautam's
awe, Rahul Jagtiani suddenly turned and exclaimed,
'Hey - one - two - three,' and all those individual
technological noises had been gathered into
a single united wave, and they had begun to
sing 'Smoke on the water, fire in the sky'.
The combined voices of Antia, Jagtiani, and
Billimoria could hardly be heard over Rajat
Kapoor's guitar, which had been, midway through
the song, launched into the wayward kinks and
corkscrew effect of the wa-wa mode. Khusroo
and Gautam felt jolted by the scruff of their
necks and shoulders, a cavity forming in their
solar plexus, and they looked on speechless
with wonder.
The
stage was not always such a profane site. In
fact, in the morning, at nine o'clock, the Principal
stood upon it and took the lead in folding his
hands together and, uncharacteristically, closing
his eyes to say, rather haltingly, the Lord's
prayer. Gautam only knew some of the words -
'Vouchsafe', 'almighty God', 'daily bread' (when
he involuntarily and quite logically pictured
a white Britannia slice), and the incomprehensible
last lines, 'Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done
on Earth as it is in Heaven, Forever and ever,
Amen.' The other words in the prayer, which
far outnumbered these intervals of continuity,
he substituted with approximate reverent vowel
and consonant sounds. On some mornings, the
head boy, or even a house captain or prefect,
read out the prayer with a zeal and a correctness
of elocution which the Protestant Principal
from Kerala himself lacked. These prefects possessed
an enviable purposefulness of bearing that told
one that there were no stains on their conscience,
and that an awareness of duties, theirs and
others', was never far from their mind; and
they carried out, whenever they could, the Principal's
and even the Lord's will in school. To the ordinary
boys and girls in class, however, God was a
figure whose qualities were daily advertised
and who was deferred to each morning, but who,
in their lives, they had discovered through
an inuring process of trial and error, was an
absent friend, a perpetually missing advisor,
and an unreliable and niggardly petitionee.
On Thursday mornings, Father Kurien, in a long
white habit, looked down apocalyptically upon
the heads of the boys and girls and, doubling
the size of his own eyes, fulminated about a
God who had eyes everywhere, or lowered his
voice to make gentle, ironical jabs at Darwin's
theory of evolution. He had a flowing Malyali
accent, where one consonant, without quite ending,
liquidly siphoned off into another - 'm', for
instance, became 'yem'.
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